You should have wine instead.
i had jelly
It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
I REMEMBER THIS.
My Brain: This better not be what I think it’s gonna be.
It: *is what I thought it was going to be*
Me: *throws things out the window*
There are people who don’t know this song??
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THE DANCE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “REMEMBER”?! WE’RE STILL DOING IT!
THIS WAS NUMBER ONE THE WEEK I WAS BORN! OF CORSE I KNOW IT.
Oh god it’s still going
I once won a prize for my Macarena, and that’s something no one can ever take away from me.
in july, it’s going to be 7 years since the deathly hallows book was released and i just got a bit emotional.
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
decided to type out one of my favourite parts of lsodm. the struggle is real
The name’s Mickey. Mickey Smith. Defending the earth.
And that’s what I call character development.
WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT MICKEY FUCKING SMITH.
I LOVE GUACAMOLE
Ok so I’ve put on Doctor Who series 3, and the first scene I’ve started watching had two elderly women telling off a cat!human for calling them sisters rather than married :)